So here's a quick rundown of the past few months, since I've basically stopped using this thing regularly for lack of interest.
1. As Hope Fades is broken up. Don't cry for us, we're already dead. A new band is in the works though. It should involve "bringing the mosh" which I have my doctorate in. I didn't go to 6 years of scene school to be referred to as Mr. Mosh.
2. I got my Scion Xb, and it's incredible. I love my ugly car. If you see a camo green box on wheels in Willimantic, and it's blasting some sort of Swedish death metal, we probably just had a chance automotive encounter.
3. Speaking of driving, I was on my way through South Windsor today rollin' back from some hype-ass staff meetings, when the road split into two lanes. On my left a guy in a Dodge Durango decided to box me out and hang on my left side. In front of me, HUGE PUDDLE. To my right? Old (homeless?) lady in wheelchair slowly heading down the sidewalk. There was really nothing I could do that wouldn't have involved a car accident, and my car is too new to sacrifice for the dryness of the crippled. I also must have been going faster than I thought, because the ensuing deluge of me hitting that puddle completely wholloped that woman. When I looked in my rearview she had spun around to actually shake her fist at me. I can only imagine her loudly screaming incoherantly like the cat lady from the Simpsons.
At least before I unleashed a muddy tidal wave on her I had the decency to mutter that I was sorry. Quietly, not unlike when the mother let Macauly Culkin fall from the cliff, before rescuing a young Elijah Wood at the end of The Good Son.
So yeah, I'm a total douche. In other news, who else is buying DOOM 3 for XBox? Cuz I know I am, and we GOTSTA get some deathmatch going on.
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